Weirdo Invents Sex Robot

Inventor Douglass Hines unveiled his walking, talking $7000 sex robot at last month’s Adult Entertainment expo.  The robot is capable of carrying on conversations and even has simulated orgasms.  Good looking guy like that, wonder why he would even need to spend years of his life inventing a sex robot.  When asked what he was going to do with the profits from his business venture, Hines said, “Spend it on hookers.”