Punxsutawney Phil, America’s most famous rodent, saw his shadow earlier today, signaling six more weeks of winter.
CNN meteorologist Chad Meyers, citing stormfax.com, said Phil is correct 39 percent of the time. The U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration goes even further, saying Phil has “no predictive skill.” CNN
He is a god damn groundhog.

This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather