Anyone who knows me knows I hate Tim Tebow, and it’s not because I am jealous, it’s because I have a problem with people who are given too much, too fast. The kid couldn’t even drink and he had his name engraved on the side of the swamp. He hadn’t even received his degree and people were calling him the best college football player to ever play the game. Maybe that’s not fault, but his downfall was that he bought into his own hype.
The rest of us who weren’t anointed the son of Christ as a 19 year old, probably would have been doing footwork drills and practicing our cocks off for the senior bowl instead of shooting super bowl commercials. When Urban Meyer was babbling about retiring, Tebow held a press conference to say how proud he was of Coach Meyer for the work he’s done at Florida. Who the hell are you to be proud of a grown man who has a lifetime of incredible accomplishments under his belt when you aren’t even old enough to rent a car?
And what’s the deal with this super bowl pro life commercial? Get your own house in order before you tell me how to live my life you fucking asshole. Shut up and play football…that is if you can. Stop acting like you were sent from God to save all the peasants from themselves.
The kids got some talent, anyone can see that, but life is hard and life can be cruel. Tim Tebow fumbled twice and could barely complete one pass in his first 7 on 7 drill at the senior bowl. He is no longer playing out of the shotgun, behind one of the best offensive lines in college football, with some of the best offensive weapons in the history of the game, going against the vaunted Vanderbilt Commodore defense. This is the real world kid and it can be unfair. Better get your house in order, because when you are back selling cars in Jacksonville Tony Dungy will not be there to save you.
he-ah he-ahr!
From ESPN: He will have to be torn down and rebuilt from the ground up to have a chance , and we cannot remember one NFL quarterback who ever had to retool his entire game before finding success in the NFL. Teams that might have been considering Tebow in the late first or somewhere in the second round now have to re-evaluate. We have not spoken to a single talent evaluator who believes Tebow can develop into the kind of quarterback Mark Sanchez, Matthew Stafford or Joe Flacco is right now. The learning curve is just too steep in almost every area. We cannot find a way to give him any higher than a third-round grade, and even then we envision him as nothing more than a Wildcat or short-yardage quarterback who will maybe move to H-back. Overall, Senior Bowl week could not have gone worse from an on-the-field standpoint.
Most anti-septic mouthwashes are basically just blue-colored alcohol, so considering the amount of living organisms THAT EVEN NOW are probably swimming in her oral cavity, this is probably not as bad of an idea as it seemed at first glance.
Uhh, the last comment was originally for another post, but I like it better here.