While driving along Route 9 (Massachusetts) last night, I noticed some of the lights were out on the University of Phoenix sign on their campus in Westboro (I know, I know, they have actual campuses [campii?]…I was as shocked as anyone.)
The lights that were missing caused the sign to read “University of P nix”. Sadly, no photo was taken, but it reminded me of something for the remainder of my drive…and then it hit me. P-Nix was one of the forgotten Transformers from the later years, when they started running out of ideas, and just made Transformers that turned into anything (see for example – dinosaurs).
P-Nix, the robot that transformed into a large aluminum dildo, battled crime (possibly) along with his teammates Testacleez and MEGA SCHMEGMA. I couldn’t find photos online (at least, not of these particular robots), but I do have some drawings I have recreated from memory.
Not pictured: MEGA SCHMEGMA
When threatened, they could form into the giant GeniTAL, a brainless machine that served no purpose besides mindless fucking. Basically, the Transformer version of myself.
a special thanks to imgross user: Clifford Stevenson
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