Since I don’t have a Facebook or Myspace account, ’cause they’re stupid, this was the only way I could notify everybody via the internet that today is my beard’s 1st birthday. In lieu of this wondiferous occasion please feel free to join my beard and me at Kincades Bar and Grill located at 950 W. Armitage Chicago,IL. It’s $1 bottle night son! We’re gonna get fuuuucked up! Now I know this is short notice, and I’ll understand if nobody shows for whatever reason. Prolly ’cause of short notice. If that is the case fuck it. I won’t be alone. When ya got one of these yer never drinkin’ alone.
*Just in case ya can’t tell. That is a beard on the cake, and a number one candle. It’s just hard to tell because camera phones suck.
phatphucker
just a gorgeous beard sir.
that cake looks delicious