I’m tired of people telling me “uhh…, you just try soy milk, it actually tastes better than real milk.” No it doesn’t, real milk is delicious. Soy milk tastes like what I imagine smegma tastes like.
PS- I’m sorry if I offended anyone who is lactose intolerant. What? you don’t accept my apology?! I’ll give ya lactose intolerant! (shuffle)
milk is gross.