imgross.org’s CEO Scott released this statement to the associated press today in regard to the growing scrutiny following the company’s drastic 4th quarter slide in 2009:
“It has come to my attention that many people, be it stockholders, press, or the general public, have become concerned about the diminished performance of imgross in the 4th quarter. What I say to all of you is that there are great things on the horizon. I do not like to point fingers, so instead of blaming Jimbo for his poor leadership while I was away, I will blame myself for putting him in charge. Now that this blemish in our organization’s great history is behind us, let me say there are great things to come. We have increased Webmaster Phelps’ salary to $101 per week to beat the offers of our competitors. I am happy to say that Senator Byrd is taking his pills every day. Alec remains dedicated. Phatphucker is in the studio with Meatloaf and DJ Nosepicker MD working on a rap/rock opera. Adam has assured me that he will be following Nic Cage and Eric Roberts around the clock. Mike Dick has recently discovered a library of videos featuring people having sex with their heads in the oven. I, of course, have sold four race horses and my house in South Beach to reinvest in the company. We will all make sacrifices to restore our reputation after Jimbo fucked it all up. God Bless.”
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