It’s the top of the world right now for Texas QB Colt McCoy and girlfriend Rachel Glandorf, whom the star 23 year old recently proposed to in lavish form on the 50 yard line of Texas Memorial Stadium. However, someday the lights will fade and Colt will just be another washed up NFL QB living in a trailer in Lubbock bringing home 24,000 dollars a year, and signing 5 dollar autographs at the local Wal-Mart to help make the payments on his wife’s 2007 Ford Escape.
It will not be Colt’s fault seeing as how less then 1% of division 1 QB’s experience success in the NFL, but its stunts like this grand proposal that will be his ultimate downfall. Colt must learn to set that bar low so when on the couples 10 years anniversary they are having a meal at the Lubbock Red Lobster then going to see Avatar 3, Rachel won’t secretly lock herself in the bathroom of their 2,000 square foot 2 bedroom ranch and cry. Congratulations on the enormity of your success Colt.











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