Had a sit down with Old Man Gross today, he’s not doing to well… Poor chap kept crying about how some chick named Serenity never gave him any ass so he had to turn to dead pig pussy, which now explains his excessive lust for pork rinds. At this day and age I really can’t tell what the old man is ever talking about - but the one thing I did learn is that we came from a land were us warriors run free with our big dicks out and our fucking hair wild, while we eat pork rinds and eat dead pigs. Damn Serenity, what did you do to the old man?!?
Mike D
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