Is Phatphucker dead?

Well known Imgross associate Phatpucker was found unconscious in his home this New Year’s Day by his roommate and Imgross contributor Rye-no.

“When I first saw Phatphucker he was passed out in his bedroom in the classic death position. Metallica was blasting from his speakers, I was positive this was the straw that had broke the camel’s back and that Phatphucker had indeed finally died from his ridiculously excessive life style.” -Rye-no

Upon further review Rye-no found Phatphucker to be absolutely fine, he had just partied that hard on New Year’s Eve night and into the wee hours of the morning.

When reached for comment Phatphucker said “Shit, fuck it, I’m fine, wanna smoke a bowl?”