47 year old Michael Harold Lynch was ticketed for doing 54 mph in a 35 mph area that was also a construction zone. The fine was $206. Lynch decided to let his anger flow by placing $206 in a plastic bag, peeing in the bag and sending it in. Upon receiving Lynch’s little care package, the courthouse staff gave it to a police officer and declined to accept the pungent payment to clear the ticket.
Turns out Lynch didn’t break any laws – it’s not necessarily illegal to mail bodily fluids. The pee-and-pennies were sent back to Lynch – COD, in fact – with a note that said they couldn’t be taken because “the pile of coins emitted a strong, pungent odor of stale urine.” Lynch responded by sending a check made out to another agency, which was returned, then he sent a check for the wrong amount. Now he’s on the hook for $271 because his payment is late. We wonder what he has in store for number round 2…
–Mr. Lynch, keep up the good work buddy. That will teach “the man” to mess with ya… I mean what the f***s their problem penalizing you $206 for cruising 19 miles over the speed limit in a construction zone. Those same workers are the ones taking your money just to stand around, hold up traffic and paint lines on the streets. I personally wouldn’t have gone as far as you did but kudos to you buddy! Sucks for you though, all you really got outta that was a higher bill and your urine saturated coins back – ya dick!
thanks mike dick
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