Dodger’s outfielder Matt Kemp and Rihanna are dating. They are currently vacationing at a luxury resort in Cabo San Lucas. While Rihanna will most certainly please the outfielder in every possible way. She also seems to be Kemp’s sure way out of debt. An unnamed source says that Kemp “owes a considerably amount of cash” to Dodger teammate Manny Ramirez. Ramiez has called off all debts as long as Kemp sends him all future nude Rihanna pictures/sext messages.
senator byrd is crying right now. rihanna gives him meaning in the world.