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2009: a year in review: the facebook status update

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2009: so much to be thankful for…so fortunate…and such a rollercoaster of a year; new york, vegas, scottsdale, san fran, la; bears, blackhawks, cubs, sox, steelers, 49ers, diamondbacks; elton john/billy joel, britney, U2, taylor swift, r kelly, maroon 5, tim mcgraw; private jets, ice skating downtown, cristal, louis vuittons, 12 blackberries, designer gowns, louboutin shoes; lincoln park, wicker park, bolingbrook; uchicago & westend; but most importantly: mom, brothers, magician, family, jaimy, jordan,

van·i·ty

n. pl. van·i·ties
1. The quality or condition of being vain.
2. Excessive pride in one’s appearance or accomplishments; conceit. See Synonyms at conceit.
3. Lack of usefulness, worth, or effect; worthlessness.

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  1. alec says

    are all those material things (excluding the magician)?

  2. admin says

    12 blackberries? the phone or the fruit? the fruit makes sense because i definitely could eat at least 12 blackberries in one sitting.

  3. DAW says

    What else would you expect from a young, presumably attractive woman? They’re raised to be vain, and most men trip over each other to reinforce young, attractive womens’ vanity.



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