the way 7/11 cashiers hand money to me bothers me

i get it if you are a cashier for a gas station in rural texas, but there is no reason 7/11 cashiers should be handing money to me the way they do.  why in the hell would you put the paper money in my one available hand first, before sprinkling coin on top of it.  you leave no option for me to just jam everything into one pocket and sort it out later.   also, doesn’t  it drive you nuts to not face your money?  to give people change with four bills facing all four possible ways?  don’t you hate when drunk people give you bar singles?  don’t you have to face everything so with the incredible volume of business you do you can not blow your head off at the taquito station when someone is trying to buy cheap vodka after you’re done selling for the night?  no.  no, you don’t.  you’re just as bad all of the other cheerless drebs walking the streets of this city.