several members of the imgross staff have been unable to complete any new reporting because of recent exposure to the band “Glasvegas”. The scottish band was introduced to myself and Senator Robert Byrd this week, and we have been mesmerized since. Senator Byrd was quoted to say that the music was “changing his life” while I have been weeping uncontrollable while listening to the song “It’s my own cheating heart that makes me cry”. How moving. I would recommend all readers to grab a glass off red, sit by the fire or furnace, and crank up some Glasvegas. Their moody, sweeping music has successfully drowned out reality for me and Senator Byrd, thereby pushing that suicide just a few days more down the road. Thanks Glasvegas!
i havnt been moved to tears like this since the death of my beloved ted kennedy