why as a man am i born with the insatiable urge to put various things inside of a woman’s vagina? there is almost nothing in the world more important to me! its just such an overwhelming desire that i suppose i was inborn with. of course everyman’s desire starts with his own penis but really anything would do. below is an abridged list of things i would like to put in a woman’s vagina….
-my boner
-my fingers
-end of a tennis racquet
-the rusty pole that keeps webmaster phelp’s bedroom window open
-broomstick
-inanimate carbon rod
-small snow globe
-tounge
-any cooked or uncooked bratwurst(whichever has less health risks)
-gatorade bottle
-almost any writing utensil except for a fountain pen which would probably be to messy
-my 1972 deep purple “machine head” eight track(might be an awkward fit)
-my graphite hockey stick
-my toes
-the barrel to my fathers hunting rifle(unloaded for safety reasons)
-any ball used in a racquet sport ie: tennis, ping pong, handball, racquetball etc…
-myles kennifick’s new england patriots championship poster (rolled up)
-my st louis cardinals beer bottle opener
-imgross.org ceo scott gold plated rolex that the company just purchased him forimgross’s incredible 2009 first quarter results.
-2gb usb flash drive
How rude.
there is a difference between gross and sick. this posting needs to be submitted to imsick.com.