[YAHOO!] “Dont drink and drive, dont text and drive, dont eat and drive, dont apply makeup and drive. These are just some of the distractions that drivers deal with on the roadway today. Now, “dont look at the flashing women on the expressway overpass and drive”? A string of flashings have been reported on Houston expressways….”This is a serious issue that must be resolved. These women are sex offenders and criminals.” says one Highway Officer.”
Criminals? Okay, if Senator Byrd was up there exposing his freshly shaven junk, thatd be a crime, but these girls? I feel like in these tough times, we should be encouraging behavior like this. In fact, imgross ceo scott plans on proposing a public flashing program for disgruntled motorists to the City of Chicago. “Boobies have never ceased to make me smile when I’m down in the dumps”, says the millionaire blog ceo.
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