On the heels of Brittany Murphy’s death some pretty bizarre news stories have been emerging. The first one is regarding her husband Simon Monjack. Little is known about Simon Monjack other then he is a struggling Hollywood screenwriter and the husband of the late Brittany Murphy.
However, after a quick Google search the imgross interns quickly discovered that there is more to this man then meets the eye. For example there are reports that in 2007 a “mysterious Hollywood player” kidnapped Monjack over an alleged business dispute and demanded a ransom be paid for his safe return.
Apparently when Monjack was returned he “he had head injuries, was pale, and had trouble standing.”
Well as usual, we here at imgross have done some digging and have managed to obtain exclusive information on this “mysterious Hollywood player”
His name is Ernst Stavro Blofeld and he is head of the global criminal organization SPECTRE. Besides interests in financially supporting low level struggling screenwriters like Monjack he also has aspirations in the fields of world domination, terrorism, revenge, extortion, mass murder, and global annihilation.
Blofeld briefly made news in 1963 when his organization stole a Russian Decoder in hopes of using it to irrevocably unbalance the world order, then again in 1965 when his organization allegedly stole a British Vulcan Bomber with two nuclear warheads on board. Blofeld was never officially connected to either crime.
Blofeld made news one more time in late 1971 when he allegedly started stockpiling precious gems to eventually be used in the building of a deadly laser satellite capable of destroying massive targets on land, sea and air. This plot was supposedly foiled by the British government. Shortly after the failed laser plot Blofeld disappeared from the public eye until early 2007 when the details on the kidnapping and ransom of Simon Monjack emerged.
Neither the United States State Department nor Her Majesty’s secret service could be reached for comment. Stayed tuned to imgross for further details on this developing story…
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