What happened to this guy? Not that he was ever really an outlaw but at least he was a mullet rocken, mustache wearing, drunken, fatherless, frat boy. I saw him live on T.V. last night and his career is more contrived then Spencer Pratt’s. It’s like he has a team of spinsters fingering his every move. “No Tim, your fans want you to be more southern, so take that beret off and put on this Stetson before someone sees you.”
Every single move he makes is just completely stereotypical of what a “country music star” should do. Buy a Farm, Star in a movie about football, act like your playing this guitar on stage even though you really suck at it, marry some hot blond, wear a belt buckle with a gun, eagle and American flag on it, cut the sleeves off that dress shirt, get in a fight with a fan at you concert (don’t worry we will plant a really small guy in the crowd so you can easily kick his ass while simultaneously saying “that’s not how you treat a woman”), sing a song about falling off a horse and then learning to ride again, get a couple of stupid tattoos, circulate rumors about a drinking problem, and say words like “son” and “bubba” a lot.
“Tim, we will name your next album “Southern Man” and we will name the songs things like “My boots are Strong” and Farming my Land” or My Baby Understands My Southern Ways, or Drinking with my Hillbilly Buddies.” “We will also include a ballad about your lost father as well, maybe we’ll call it “Daddy Didn’t Want to Raise a Country Boy.”
Don’t worry Tim I see right through you. If you didn’t have the millions and the Spinsters you would be that old guy wearing that hip button up striped shirt driving a convertible Chrysler Sebring blasting Nickelback and hitting on girls you could never ever dream of actually sleeping with.
Tim wake up, you’ve lost it, your music sucks balls now and the only people showing up to your concerts are 37-49 year old mothers. Father a daughter and make her a huge Disney star/closet slut like a respectable washed up mid 90’s country star. You are embarrassing yourself.
tim mcgraw IS a pussy though.