By: Joseph Stefan
Please let me start with saying that I have known Jimbo for a few years now, and I have had to listen to endless hours of mind-numbing banter by Jimbo of Jimbo’s amazing daily life and how many hookahs he has smoked. I do not choose to listen to him, but being the gentle soul that Jimbo is I will carry a conversation with him out of kindness.
The tricky things about these discussions are Jimbo understands many things about the world that you would never imagine he could speak of. The thing is he can not verbally explain himself, but please let me dissect Jimbo’s last status update that I saw on imgross.org. For it is only my ability to translate what Jimbo IS saying, and not what he actually said.
Here is what Jimbo submitted to the imgross editors: “Shamus who is a WWE sends Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban through a table on this past week guest host on Monday Night Raw. As much as he is a character behind the Dallas bench, but I fully believe that he could have every right being put through that table.”
What Jimbo SAID: “Shamus who is a WWE”
What Jimbo is SAYING: Sheamus, who is a WWE wrestler,
What Jimbo SAID: “Shamus who is a WWE sends Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban through a table on this past week guest host on Monday Night Raw.”
This is what Jimbo is trying to SAY: Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban showed up on this weeks, professional wrestling show, Monday Night Raw. This weekly show has a new guest host come in and have some interaction with the cast.
The basic format you see during “Saturday Night Live.”
The host usually adding their own style to the show’s bar room brawl atmosphere. Cuban, being the constant showman, even added himself into a table when World Wrestling Entertainment’s (WWE) Sheamus smashed Cuban through one on this week’s episode.
Something NBA referees have wanted to do for a long time.
Some of people have called for Mr. Cuban to stop doing acts such as this one because it has a negative effect on the legacy of the Mavericks owner.
What Jimbo SAID: “As much as he is a character behind the Dallas bench, but I fully believe that he could have every right being put through that table.”
What Jimbo is SAYING: Even though Cuban’s actions are usually only a part of an NBA game, he is a showman who should not have any confinements to his actions.
Jimbo is just over excited about life. He has got so many things running through his head that he can not put them down fast enough, or he just really sucks
Perhaps, I have made up a way of escaping conversations with him by taking a little of what he has said and having a inner conversation with myself.
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