Imgross.org CEO Scott has secluded himself in his Lincoln Park compound and has been unavailable to the media since Monday morning after discovering that the leaked Nude Megan Fox photos were fake and that it was all one large hoax.
No one is certain what the eccentric CEO has been doing for the past three days but it is known that he has had his team of female interns busy at work gathering supplies that include, 60 10ft wood planks, 200 screws, a screw gun, 3 dell laptop computers, 7ft of nylon rope, a bright blue tarp, a jar of caulking compound, 200 feet of copper wire and 10 bottles of old crow bourbon.
It is speculated that the CEO has renewed his efforts to build the world’s first cloaking device. His first efforts took place in 2002 and were an overwhelming failure, although CEO Scott claims that his efforts were indeed a success. “I spent most of 2003 cloaked,” he boasted in a 2005 interview with Vanity Fair. The 2002 “Cloaking Device” was later donated to the Chicago Association of Armature Fisherman and is being used as a crude ice fishing shack just off of Montrose Beach on Lake Michigan.
CEO Scott was unavailable for comment, but an imgross.org intern that did not want to reveal her identity speculates that his renewed passion in the cloaking device project was in a hopeful effort to see Megan Fox nude. Imgross.org administrator Phelps says “sometimes you just have to let him work, his leadership has gotten us to this point, so whatever he wants to do, we all have faith in him, even if his plans include spending our first quarter profits on the development of a cloaking device….” Stay posted for further updates on CEO Scotts bizarre behavior.
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