jimbo recovering after hot cocoa mishap

chicago local (omitted) jimbo was burned badly this weekend following an incident involving a very high quality hot cocoa.  the 26 year old allegedly made a cup of ghirardelli topped with fresh whipped cream and chocolate shavings to enjoy on a chilly winter evening.  it all turned south, however, after he forgot how hot hot cocoa can be when it is first served.  after a few sips from the top (which had been cooled by the cold whipped cream), an aloof jimbo decided to blow bubbles in the drink to keep himself occupied for 13 seconds, when the chocolaty-elixir erupted, causing 2nd degree burns to cover 75% of his face.  when reached for comment by imgross field intern petrey, jimbo stated, “welluh….sometimes you must make sacrifices for things in life that you wantuh  to enjoy because many times you don’t know what you have til uh what doesn’t kill you makes you more stronger.”