you’re a douche blackhawks fan if you:

-own a marian hossa red t-shirt
-actually went to the winter classic
-ask anyone if the blackhawks are playing on a night they are not playing
-own a patrick kane/jonathan toews winter classic jersey
-think cribobal huet sucks and don’t understand why they don’t have khabiboulin
-don’t understand anything about the point system in the nhl
-are a “facebook fan” of the chicago blackhawks
-can’t remember watching dustin byfuglien wearing number 52 and playing defense
-have a friend who owns a “W” hawks flag
-see a bike courier from a sandwich shop wearing a blackhawks hat and it does not make you sick to your stomach.
-do not understand the significance of adam burish and dave bolland being injure