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Wrestler “Umaga” dies at age 36

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Eki Fatu better known as the WWE wrestler “Umaga” passed away Friday after suffering two heart attacks. Fatu experienced the first of the two heart attacks in his home and then another at the hospital after being rushed there by ambulance.
Fatu came from a long line of Samoan wrestlers including his two uncles who wrestled under the ring name ”The Wild Samoans” and his cousin being Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
imgross.org was unable to reach chairman and CEO of the WWE, Vince McMahon, for comment, but his office did release this statement,
“We are very saddened at the sudden passing of Umaga. He like so many other wrestlers died much too young. The WWE speculates Umaga died from cocaine and steroids just like all the rest of them did. The WWE is obviously not to blame for either substance abuse problem because we are perfect. However, on the brighter side of things, how hard can it be to find another fat Samoan guy that wants to wrestle? I mean come on, they’re like a dime a dozen.”

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