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Jesper Parnevik’s Feelings Were Hurt

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After allegations that Tiger Woods cheated on his wife, who happens to be Jesper Parnevik’s former nanny, Parnevik released a statement suggesting that next time Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, should club Tiger with a driver instead of a 3 iron.

We here at imgross.org are not sure why Mrs. Woods should be limited to Golf related weapons and have compiled a list of other weapons that may be more effective. Coincidentally all of these weapons are owned by imgross.org’s own CEO Scott.

The Abomination Cleavers

The Quarterstaff

The Glaive

The War Scythe

The Magical Boomerang

The Blunderbuss

The Arbalest

The Moonraker Laser

The Horseman’s Pick

The Skofnung

Zeus’ Thunderbolt

The Axe of Dwarvish Lords

The Red Shell (as per MarioCart)

A Sack filled with Doorknobs

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