i would like to break the social contract men and women currently have regarding cleavage. so much mental energy is expended trying to not get caught while meticulously picking spots to check out your rack for 6 seconds at a time. i think it may be more advantageous for you to just show me your unencumbered tits for a good fifteen minutes in one sitting. i will silently stare at them for the allotted time…then never bother you about them ever again. i would like to break the social contract men and women currently have regarding cleavage. so much mental energy is expended trying to not get caught while meticulously picking spots to check out your rack for 6 seconds at a time. i think it may be more advantageous for you to just show me your unencumbered tits for a good fifteen minutes in one sitting. i will silently stare at them for the allotted time…then never bother you about them ever again.
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