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Lori Loughlin: still giving me boners after all these years

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I can’t say for a fact that Aunt Becky gave me my first boner, but I can tell you if she didn’t she didn’t miss by much.  I really wish I could remember, but I honestly can’t.  I feel like a part of me is missing.  Anyways, after much deliberation, I’ve narrowed the list of people responsible for my first boner to three potentials: Aunt Becky, Kelly Kapowski, and Princess Jasmine.  If I had to guess, I’d say it was probably Ms. Kapowski, but who knows.  Irregardless, here we, all these years later, and Aunt Becky’s still throwin strikes.

Do you remember your first boner?  Wanna talk about it?  Leave your story in the comments.

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  1. joseph says

    jessica rabbit in roger rabbit really gave me a rager.

  2. joseph says

    hey myles, what is your review of ariel? or wendy from the fast food chain logo?

  3. Myles Kennefick says

    Red heads are real hit or miss, and both those are “hits.” I’d take ariel over wendy though. Better body.

  4. alec says

    shelly long in “troop beverly hills”.

  5. admin says

    how about tori, the leather jacket chick, from saved by the bell. whats her deal?



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