I hate when my girlfriend uses my computer.
Two thoughts run through my head while she is using my computer:
-Did I leave porn up on my screen?
-Did I clear my internet porn history?
It would be like if your current girlfriend became friends with a girl you use to fuck in college. I don’t want those two things to have anything to do with each other. 75% of my computer activity is porn related, porn is pretty much all I think of when I see my computer (and The Huffington Post). I don’t want my girlfriend snooping around my computer and finding out about all the disgusting and degrading things I jerk off to.
Is this too much to ask? My computer is the one “person” I can cheat on my girlfriend with, and I have to sweat bullets every time my girlfriend wants to look at a new fucking Prada purse online? Fuck that.
Well, for now, I don’t see any solution to the problem other than my girlfriend actually pulling up an “Asian POV blowjob” video. Maybe that will finally teach her.
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