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im not exactly sure when the trend started* (or ended for that matter), but there seemed to be a time when young women were almost exclusively wearing booty shorts with phrases** on the backside.  it seemed like every girl in college had a pair.  as if drunken scumbag coeds*** needed any extra incentive to check out the ass on the cute blonde rushing chi-omega fall semester sitting in front of them in psych 101 class, now there was a provocative saying plastered across their fanny to gawk at.  sweet eye candy while listening to a bearded professor drone on about oedipus, but not conducive to taking extensive notes in a 12:35-1:50 tuesday/thursday class.  i suppose the downfall of these shorts occurred when the same girls continued to wear these items all 4 years of college and all those meal points and miller high life caught up to them.

*1999 is my best guess
**ranging from descriptive things like “juicy” and “pink” all the way to informative things like “ISU” or trash”
***me

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  1. JJ says

    The worst was when the heavier chicks would wear the ISU shorts and the S would get eaten by their ass so they looked like IU shorts. Gross



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