Usually my mom sends me the worst shit ever via email. It’s always stupid fucking bullshit like “smile because someone loves you and if you don’t pass this on, 47 infants will get punched in the face” or “if you forward this to 693 people, you’ll receive a free sample of crest whitening dental floss”…but today, she surprised me and sent this. I laughed for a change:
The Shortest Fairy Tale Ever
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’
The girl said, NO!
And the guy lived happily ever after and skied and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
Double U
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