There’s no better feeling than hearing the sounds and remarks of the person who you’re satisfying sexually. The groans and moans, the YES and OHMYGOD OHMYGOD and so on can really make the man feel absolutely comfortable and totally in control thus will result in a spectacular finale. Then there’s you, the one who does not know when to say certain things at the right times – you wanna tell me about what little fluffy did when you were 12, yeah that’s cool, NOT WHEN I’M RAMMING THE BEJESUS OUTTA YOU!!! Here are some things that should not be said before, during, or after intercourse.
Guys don’t want to hear
- “Is it in yet?”
- “I want to watch you sleep”
- “That’s it”
- “My ex used to… ”
- “It’s my first time.”
- “My husband is home!”
- “Can’t you just hold me?”
- “I read in a magazine that men like their anus touched.”
-“It happens to everyone.”
Gals don’t want to hear
- “Who’s your daddy?”
- “What now, you’re crying?”
- “Whoops, looks like I just put my man butter on your girl toast.”
- “Um, I think your Aunt Flo is in town.”
- “Well, that was fun.”
- “Your tummy feels so soft.”
- Another woman’s name.
- “Do you mind if my roommate joins us?”
Mike D
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