Remember the story of the ugly duckling who grew up into a beautiful swan. Remember when your parents would try to apply that lesson to real life telling you not to make fun of ugly girls because they would grow up to be beautiful and then you would regret it? Most of the time you thought, “hmmm nope, not very likely,” and in almost all instances you were correct, they would still be ugly, very validating. Well future generations might not be so lucky.Therefore I am going to teach my kids a different lesson because in my middle years of college I developed a new credo that I began to live by. Don’t overlook, be mean, or ignore any girl because you never know which ones will get plastic surgery and end up smoking hot. I’ll tell my sons,” Listen up, you need to be nice to every girl, especially the ugly ones people make fun of because by the time they graduate high school or college their self esteem will be so shot it is more then likely that they will get tons of plastic surgery and be extremely promiscuous.” Life lessons from a future father.
Steven
Chicago, IL
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