Of all the sexually creative things I know and risky places I’ve committed acts in…I’m not sure if this one tops any of them but i sure as hell would like to try it! So I ran into this video where this man named Kelly demonstrates the proper way to have oven sex. At first it may sound like the dumbest thing ever but think about it, you’ve been waiting all day to get inside some guts only to get turned down by the “IT” syndrome and IT meaning…. “I’m Tired.” Yeah I’m sure you had all long day which can be tiring yes, but to sit up here and tell a man you’re tired then proceed to the kitchen to cook a meal that probably takes 30 minutes to prep and a solid 30 -- 45 minutes to cook is total BULLSHIT!!! All I’m asking for is 10 -- 20 minutes(sometimes 5). So the next time this “I’m Tired” garbage happens, when she goes to the oven check on whatever it is, corner her, seduce her and if your cards are played well you might get a little sample of what else is cooking in the oven. Instead of screaming how good it feels, pull her hair and scream out “Is that fucking roast done yet? I don’t hear those juices boiling babe!!” Who knows she might be into it if she does not cry out in laughter first. By the way, Thanksgiving is around the corner ;o)
Mike D
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