When will women learn that if you want to be the sexiest girl on the block you only have to follow a few simple rules:
- at our age great bodies are at a premium. A lot of beer bellies at 25…keep it tight and you’re automatically in the top 20 percent no matter how ugly your face is.
- long flowing hair is the best, everything else is second place.
- keep it simple…tank tops and jeans (or short shorts depending on the weather)…every guy will stare and every girl will be jealous ..
- don’t over think it…to much makeup, crazy spray tans, weirdo trends(like the high waist pants), outrageous jewelry and accessories, aggressive tattoos and piercings…all of these things do not matter and are really just distracting.
- hooded sweatshirts and a sloppy pony tail is not only an acceptable look, but a great look if your at something like a football game, or a campfire.
If you play by these rules even girls that are not super models can be the hottest girl around. It’s not unlike when Dustin Pedroia of the Red Sox won the American League MVP award, he wasn’t the biggest fastest or strongest but he knew how to get the most out of what he had and for that season he was the fucking best. Play like a champion today girls…follow these rules…be that MVP.
So you’re saying Senator, that all us girls have to do it have long hair, get rid of the belly, and wear a tshirt and jeans, and we too can be hot?? Wow, and all this time I thought it was all about tits and ass…..