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Dear Dr. Gross,
In regards to your question about taking a shit on a piss cover toilet seat…I have a strong passion to lick a womans ass cheek when in bed with her. If she has sat on a piss covered toilet, will that pose me any health risks long or short term?

Sincerely,

Bryan

Bryan-

Excellent question. I strongly believe that where an ass has been is on a strict dont ask, dont tell policy. With that said, there are more germs on your cell phone then on that girl you brought home’s ass cheek. So I say, lick away Bryan, lick away.

Best Wishes,

Dr. Gross

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