An unidentified man distracted by a pelican drives his luxury, French-built Bugatti Veyron ( reportedly worth 1.25 million dollars ) into a Houston marsh. Is the car salvageable? “Salt water isn’t good for anything.” says the unidentified driver. He blames dropping his cell phone, picking it up, only to veer out of the way of a low flying pelican (, and Jack Daniels?). In other completely unrelated news, imgross ceo scott, who has been soul-searching in Southern Texas for the past week, is due to arrive back in Chicago late Friday.
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