mind your phone

A new prank is being popularized by the imgross.org team and is reeking havoc on our friendships and personals lives.  The “Cell Phone Wars” are now at the height of their tensions.  It seems that the staff has been stealing one another’s personal cell phones and been sending inappropriate text messages to friends, family and co-workers.  Be aware that if you receive a text from a staff member that it may in fact be an imposter.  These actions have become so perverse and deranged that Webmaster Phelps launched his own personal communication device off the North Avenue bridge last night into the Chicago River.  All I can say is beware and if you received the text message from me that said, “I’m masturbating feverishly thinking about the possibility of discovering your anus,” it was a hoax designed by the fiendish mind of Senator Robert Byrd.  Game on gentlemen.

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