Ask Dr. Gross

Dear Professor,

Where do you stand on the issue of taking a shit on a toilet that’s covered in piss?

Sincerely,
Myles

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dear myles,

normally i try to not piss on a toilet seat that i will be using later.  however, in the case you are asking about a public or community toilet, i recommend wiping the piss off the seat and then going about your business.  odds are there are less germs on the pee-ridden toilet seat than the door handle you touched to gain entry into said bathroom.  the squatting/hovering method is for faggots and women.

regards,
dr. gross