I’m not sure this job is real, but if it is, I want it! Seriously, I was on a rollercoaster recently and it was the most fun I can ever remember having fun without drugs or alcohol. I would love to go around and say this rollercoaster sucks but this other one is awesome. I mean in reality no real person can tell the difference because they all kick ass. Nobody could say I gave a bad review because rollercoasters are fun. The only thing I would have to write about that would be controversial is the rides. I mean I’ll back the Wheel of Progress at Disney, but not the racecars at Great America. But am I qualified? Who can say what is more fun: a corkscrew or a loop? Learning about the progression of human life during the 20th century or racing someone at 20 MPH? I don’t know if I want that kind of pressure. But if there are any amusement park aficionado magazines out there reading this blog, I am willing to listen to any offers.
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