| you should be more concerned about your neighbors knowing that you own a novelty tin garbage can, but in the case that this can was just an artistic choice for the postcard, i will speculate what possible embarrassing things you are throwing out sir….or madam. |
-human remains
-animal remains
-inordinate amount of nestle’s quick
-crystal meth production byproduct
-unused postcards you didn’t send to postsecret
-leif erikson halloween costume
-empty ed hardy vodka bottles
-developed negatives of neighbors in the shower
-explosives
-recyclable materials
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lol.