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Nick Cage is worthless

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Nick Cage is broke. His money woes can be attributed to completely outrageous spending.

If you can dream it, Nick Cage bought it:

-Yachts
-A jet
-A castle
-Over 50 cars
-Over a million dollars’ worth of comic books
-Multiple (supposedly haunted) mansions in New Orleans
-Two Bahamanian islands
-Shrunken heads that may or may not have been human
-A $500k Lamborghini once owned by the Shah of Iran
-Spent $276,000 on a dinosaur skull that he won in a “heated auction with Leonardo DiCaprio.”
-He kept antidote serum on his wall for the poison of his two King Cobras
-Pet octopus

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