Halloween is tomorrow and it brings a great nostalgic feeling welling up inside of me. I think of the wonderful times I had as a kid trick or treating. Planning how to attack the various subdivisions in my hometown with my friends in order to maximize the quality of the haul. Obviously, you would hit the rich area first to get the king sized candy bars, and then hit it up again towards the end of the plundering so the wife and husband would have swapped on candy duties and you could double dip. Also, the jags who would give you toothpaste, change, fruit, vegetables, homemade cookies, etc. Not to mention the lazy fucks who would put out a bowl of candy with a sign “Please take one.” Yeah right asswipe. I can remember it as one of the first great feelings of independence as a kid when my parents would finally let me go trick or treating on my own. I remember the Junior High make out parties in my friends basements with every one dressed up and a strobe light going off. The foolish ballyhoo of high school when we would steal pumpkins and then chuck them out the window of a moving car at mailboxes, trash cans, other cars, etc. And then of course, as you get older, getting to see every girl you know use the Halloween as an excuse to dress up as slutty as possible with no moral judgments from society. That might be the best part. Anyways, Halloween is a great holiday, so we should all enjoy it. Dress up like an asshole, get involved in some juvenile shit, check out women in tight revealing clothing, get wasted, try to get some ass, and make sure you eat some candy.
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