BREAKING NEWS: espn’s steve Phillips having a bad day

espn playboy steve phillips is under fire again from the network for allegedly having a torid love affair with an espn intern. the new york post is reporting that the affair with 22 year old brooke hundley took a turn for the worst for phillips when hundley sent a letter to phillip’s wife describing

graphic text messages the two would send back and forth and the location of two birthmarks above his penis and on his inner thigh. and in a hilarious turn of events after dropping the letter off  hundley proceeded to crash her car into the phillips home. the new york post is also reporting that hundley even posed as a 16 year so she could talk to phillip’s son at his football game and also contacted him on facebook using the alias “riotgirl4life”

whoa boy. this is a rough day. the silver fox was just trying to get his dick wet and, faster then he destroyed the new york mets, he was out of a job, a car was crashed through his front door, his family was destroyed and a description of his cock was on the front page of the new york post. this chick carried out a systematic attack ultimately leading to the complete destruction of  steve’s marriage, home, career, and reputation. reminiscent of the blitzkrieg, it was an avalanche of actions that were sorted out less by design and more by success, except it took the german army almost 2 weeks to sack poland and this chick had phillips begging for mercy overnight! Incredible!

*in related news imgross.org looking into allegations that CEO scott  has been romantically linked to interns and is considering redrafting the companies policies on inter office affairs in light of the steve phillips sex fiasco…stay tuned for further information

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