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imgross ceo scott to climb annapurna

annapurna

charismatic ceo of imgross.org, scott, will attempt to climb annapurna this spring.  located in central nepal, annapurna peaks in the himalayas are the most difficult summits to climb in the world, with a fatality rate of 40%.  when reached for comment on why he would want to undergo such a journey, scott explained, “ive always wanted to push myself to the limit and see what i was made of.  this seems like a good opportunity, besides there is a 40% chance of me dying even if i don’t climb a mountain.”  the eccentric weirdo does make a strong case for himself seeing as his increased drug use has put him further and further out of touch with society and reality in general. ceo scotts normally lofty goal-setting and affinity for grandiose undertakings is coupled with his pragmatism which, in this case, has led him to start growing a beard for the occasion.  when asked about the beard growth scott said, “you’re kidding right? do you any idea of how fucking cold it is in nepal?”

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  1. Ditkus says

    need a picture scott

  2. scott says

    i may have to suspend my trip as i blew my sherpa money on a weather baloon that i tried to coax a small child into…totally non-sexual, just trying to get my reality show off the ground….anyways annapurna will have to wait…i will now however have time to pusue my dream as an erotic baker at the erotic bakery on west 32nd street



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