Robert Thomas, an assistant to the balloon boys father, is reporting that the balloon stunt was really an elaborate hoax set up to promote the balloon boy’s father’s theory that there are alien beings that walk among us and are shape shifters, able to resemble human beings and run the upper echelons of our government.
imgross.org has our in house scientists working around the clock to verify these claims. however, until proper verifications can be made, we here at imgross are recommending that we place hillary clinton under arrest until further notice.
**in related news, imgross.org CEO scott has made an official offer to balloon boys father to join imgross.org as an official consultant to the CEO.
Not enough is being made of the fact that the offspring of this retard is named “Falcon.”