I was looking at my own facebook profile today, which I realize is about the same as googleing your own name, but I saw it said I had 384 friends. This is completely untrue. I have 8 friends, 10 tops. What I also find pretty hilarious is that I never request people to be my friend. My fragile psyche couldn’t handle it if someone I haven’t seen or talked to since high school didn’t not accept my virtual friendship. I think the reason that the number is so inflated is because I wasn’t as big of a dick when facebook launched as I am now. If someone will just show me how to delete friends, I could shed at least 300 of them.
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