Seems Reasonable

I wonder if there is an option to turn state’s evidence in the afterlife.  Say Lucifer tells me that instead of getting eternity in H-E-Double Hockey Stick, I can do 600 years in purgatory (400 years with good behavior) and then get into Heaven, if I tell him all the bad things that everyone I knew on earth did.  If this is the case you are all fucked because I will roll over on you in a heartbeat.  You’ll be burning in Hell, being forced to watch your grandparents have sex screaming, “Why?!?” and the demons will respond, “Because Scott told us about that math test you cheated on in the 10th grade.  Wuhahahah!”

*Author’s Note: While trying to find a picture, I google image searched “satan” and several pictures of George W. Bush came up.

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