what a world

yesterday, i went back to the suburbs for the day. it was a good day. my dad was hard at work remodeling the bathroom. he had gutted the entire room. we helped him carry the toilet and sink to the curb for garbage pickup..or so some gross bastards could get a free used toilet. so, we were all sitting in the family room watching tv when i heard a loud yell from the kitchen. as it turns out, this little boy, probably seven or so, was pissing in the toilet at the curb. i mean, i know he was seven but do you think he actually was riding his bike down the street and said to himself “oh sweet, this is amazingly convenient? i cant believe  the placement of this toilet is perfectly catering to my exact needs.” after he pissed, he tried to flush, realized it didnt work.  probably should  have gone home, right? THEN, he looked around, pulled down his pants and took a shit! this little seven year boy was taking a shit on a toilet at the end of my driveway. at this point, my dad comes outside and yells, “hey! get out of there!”. my dad yelled at the kid like he would have yelled at the raccoons trying to get in the garbage. the kid, beyond terrified, pulls up his pants, almost trips, and speeds away on his bike. do you think he told his parents what happened? sitting around the dinner table, ” oh yeah, today, this mad man yelled at me when i was taking a shit! i mean, wheres the decency? “ what a world.

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