More Things I Would Do For A Night With Megan Fox

1. Drive a smart car on the autobahn
2. Wear a condom
3. Draw a cartoon of the Prophet Mohammed
4. Go to dinner with all of my ex-girlfriends and their husbands/boyfriends
5. Get a tattoo on my stomach that says, “I have the clap!”
6. Narfle the Garthok
7. Let Pujols hit me in the spine with a baseball bat
8. Climb Mt. Everest sans Sherpas
9. Challenge Tony Twist to a hockey fight
10. Use the same spotter as USC’s Stafon Johnson while attempting to bench press way too

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