this an email that we got to the imgross hopper this morning.
“Attn:
We the members of the THE-BIG-BIG Lottery Board are pleased to inform you of the results from our just concluded lottery draws. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 2,000,000 email addresses comprising of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet, no tickets were sold. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address attached to Winning ticket number 00002765649541 with Serial number BIG-3673050706-07 and lucky numbers (46)0023/4440/20/89 emerged as a winner of £500,000.00 GBP(Five hundred thousand british pounds).
To get your above stated prize, you are advised to contact our processing agent immediately via email with your winning information stated above and personal datas.
Mr Benham Cole ,
Email: thebigbiglotto02@gmail.com
Sincerely,
Mr. Silvia Fabiana B. de M. Negrin”
AP- (Chicago) Imgross.org, the new hit internet sensation, has won THE-BIG-BIG Lottery’s internet drawing of 500,000 british pounds. Upon hearing the news, ceo scott took the whole gross staff to IHOP. “he told us to get whatever we wanted.” said one excited senator byrd. with the recent surplus in funds, scott has proposed some major upgrades in the coming weeks for the offensive site. when asked what he had in mind scott simply replied, “whores, a lion, and a hot air balloon”. also, to make the site seem more official, the ceo is demanding that all employees now wear black suits to work…but we all know that just wont happen.
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